[on the part of Vespers, the gray innocent-looking one]
"Please. Please help my wife. She's all I've got."
"What kitty? I don't see a kitty. Oh this one lying here? No, I don't know what happened to her. I just got here."
"Uh, Jill, don't make any noise, but I think I see a figure at the window. Someone is definitely breaking in."
[on the part of Emily, the seemingly lifeless one]
"Yup, looks like all that was wrong with this scratching post was a worn-out washer. Let me just tighten 'er up, and you're good to go."
"Harv, go back to sleep. You're imagining things."
"This is just about the finest scratching post carpet-cover I've ever seen. Just feel that; you can tell it's the quality stuff. Mind if I take it for a test drive?"
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Or Vespers: Yup, she's got a pulse!
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Emily (in wicked witch voice): "I'm melting . . . melting . . . melting . . ."
ReplyDeleteVespers: "Stop being so dramatic."
-Karin L.
Love these both!
ReplyDeleteTo expand on Mom's (based on recent CPR training at work)...
Vespers: The scene is safe. You! Call 911!
Vespers: MOOOOOMMMMM, She's laying on my TOY and I NEED IT.
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THIS JUST IN: Cat stages nonviolent lay-in protest upon discovery that she must share the scratching post with her brother, later falls asleep. More at 11.
Kayte, I love these! I like how throughout the several-hour nonviolent protest, Vespers has remained patiently waiting for his own rights to be restored.
ReplyDeleteI'm feline and I can't get up!
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Edmonds, WA
Nice, Will ;)
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